June 22nd Will Be a Glorious Evening

So, in case you hadn't heard, Tom Waits is touring. In America. This never fucking happens and it's at Jones Hall, which is a really rad venue (me and the Dead Kennedy saw Patti Smith there some years back and she slayed). It's comfy, intimate for larger acts and my only gripe is that it's a seated joint (of course, this didn't stop aged hippies from dancing in the aisles during "Rock 'N' Roll Nigger" at the aforementioned Smith show). Black Nathan and myself will be in attendance. Envy us, bitches.