Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Emo Cubs Fan

You have got to be fucking kidding me. I spotted this on With Leather yesterday (check it out if you want to see some of the pictures and the original banner before this pussy took it down) and have been laughing about it ever since. I don't totally despise Cubs fans (the Red Sox fan in me feels their pain at years of suckage and mind boggling fuck ups) but this dude is a total douche. He probably already set up an e-Harmony account.
Anyhoo, so this guy was with this chick for 9 months and decides she's it but then she up and bolts on him. So, he has staked his hopes on the Cubbies to heal those deep emotional wounds by winning the World Series. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
First of all, I actually want to read anything Jay Mariotti has to say about this website (I'm actually surprised about that, too) and second, who in their right fucking mind would count on the Cubs for anything positive? They've already had some problems this spring and despite the only NL threats being the Brewers (who certainly know how to tank), the Diamondbacks (offense, anyone?) and the Mets (they can choke but goddamn it looks like their poised to run away with the league) the Cubs still have to figure out how to not be the Cubs.
Hey buddy, wait til next year, drink some booze, start a band and take the WHAAAmbulance down to Victory Records.

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