Tuesday, January 29, 2008

In May, Road Trip AGAIN, Bitches!

Wow, whoever is pulling this shit for Emo's needs to stop. Austin is pretty weak. You got nothing but a bunch of hipsters and fashion victims and wannabe scenesters clogging up all the cool shows just to be seen. That is fucking lame. Plus, UT apparently has the highest rate of STD's out of any college in the country by far. That's why I don't fuck ladies that hail from Austin. The toxic vag juice will rip through even the strongest Trojan if those studies have held up.
Oh yeah, the New Bomb Turks (one of the best live bands I have EVER seen) are gonna re-unite on May 17th with the Quadrajets. Fuck you W for the gas prices in advance.

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